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My first mixtape FUCKHOOKS dropped yesterday, click the link below to download. Also sorry for the slow download. Reblog if you’ve ever fucked on a kitchen table.

http://www.mediafire.com/?lde5whdkv01l5bb

For some fucking reason you have to copy and paste the url in your browser to DL clicking doesn’t work, fuck you tumblr.

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If ignorance is bliss I’d rather know and be pissed/ sun’s up, thumb’s up, puff blunts, and eat shit/ then breathe in, buck up, fuck sluts, and leave quick/ believe it, sums up, gums shut, I’m bleedin/ this little sluts thin, so she begs that I stuff it in her butt quick, whats for lunch then/ shes buggin bout me munchin her muffin, aint that somethin/ so im cuttin that sluts clit while hitting my nuts with bricks/ plus this shit I’m humpin plumps gettin blumpkins off robotussin/ it’s nothin for me to go public, shout out some dumb shit, about how I be buzzin/ hey everybody look at me, look back please, addiction to attention said matter-of-factly/ fuck a nun and tell that cunt my dicks planking, then grafitti her titties like my name’s banksy/ I’m only happy, when the girls in my backseat/ aren’t laughing instead theyre daffy duck taped, butt raped and dead off 8 zannys.

fuck you pt. 2

I’m in the vatican trading blows with the pope/ with a nose full of coke, doper than an overdose/ with my hands around his throat uhoh, is he choking? no/ he’s half way to an orgasm, doc says he’s got back spasms/ so I grabbed the cutlery and sliced his ass from chin to dick/ don’t you start screaming, is joel gonna have to fucking skin a bitch/ I hope not cause I rather just smoke pot/ sit back and get blow jobs from those girls that throat jog/ me and mila kunis I’m her jesus she’s my judas/ do whatever pleases her till i go and get my feelings hurt/ give her nipples freezer burn, crips and cripples can get a turn/ all ruthless half toothless, removin students who knew this/ I’m a blanco monster givin less fucks then tonka trucks/ got an arm with a tattoo and an arm full of bad luck/ I guess I gotta make a couple bucks so, all the little slut hoes/ follow and swallow my mayonaise while I roll

fuck you

awesome as a two headed lion with lasers/ dope as fuck off angels dust fuckin shakin off tasers/ fuck a bronco i drive blazers when i flee from baconators/ may i interrupt yes i admit  it i fucking baked and raped her/ girls dont wanna fuck me cause of the shit i post on my blog/ but if this shit ever popped bet a million theyd be on my balls/ sending me texts repeatedly asking why the fuck dont i call/ but that shitll never happen cause my chance to win is thin as dry wall/ i rolled up 2 gumbys and 3 with dr suess and ham/ 4 to make you hungry and 2 while you watch the ceiling fan/ dont make fuckin assumptions of the green substance im in love with/ by the way that was a bakers dozen of blunts meant for fuckin puffin/ i hate institutions love synthetic illusions/ hate contsitutions admit to hypocritical delusions/ i lack social skills plus a fucked up superiority complex/ that consists of a motionless future sorority in a prom dress/

Due to being in a giant ass fucking drought, I’ve decided to give the female race another chance, don’t fuck it up ladies, or I will hate all of you.

Due to being in a giant ass fucking drought, I’ve decided to give the female race another chance, don’t fuck it up ladies, or I will hate all of you.

(Source: satisfieddread, via bbabybree)

My Cat

I fucking love my cat Peaches, she just yawned while sleeping on my chest which was one of the cutest things ever. If you have a problem with this, I have a curb with your smile’s name on it, if you think I’m gay for loving my cat, then lets pull out the eye-wittness pussy testimony on how gay I am.

paperctz:

Audio:
➤The Weeknd - Gone
Don’t think The Weeknd will do to Thursday how Rebecca Black did to Friday.
But THIS track right here……

Abel…please don’t use your powers of angelic singing to turn me gay….you’re close enough without trying.

paperctz:

Audio:

➤The Weeknd - Gone

Don’t think The Weeknd will do to Thursday how Rebecca Black did to Friday.

But THIS track right here……

Abel…please don’t use your powers of angelic singing to turn me gay….you’re close enough without trying.

Actuality x -joel, Chris
"houston we have a problem fuck my happiness and health/ religion is fiction but did i mention I’ve seen hell/ the skeletons are built up in my closet yum I love the smell/ I hope my friends dont think I’m joking when I say I need help."

Actuality x -joel, Chris

"houston we have a problem fuck my happiness and health/ religion is fiction but did i mention I’ve seen hell/ the skeletons are built up in my closet yum I love the smell/ I hope my friends dont think I’m joking when I say I need help."